Iran Invents a Boat-Plane

Popsci- The Bavar 2 is an ocean-going craft meant to pack surveillance cameras, an automatic weapon, and perhaps even missiles. Though it’s unclear exactly what it’s supposed to defend against. And it’s also supposed to be “stealth,” presumably because if flies so low – just above the water, as far as we can tell – that it rolls under the radar.
It’s fast, however, and it could be employed in the Iranian Navy’s favorite game: harassing everyone else with a vessel afloat in the Persian Gulf. For that it might be ideal, darting quickly and menacingly around other larger naval vessels it has no intention of or capability for attacking.

Okay, let's look passed the fact that we are totally going to World War III soon and that Iran-North Korea-China probably are gonna whoop our ass. I NEED one of these boat-planes. Do you know how much fun it would be to fly below the radar around Manhattan, just doin' hood rat stuff with my friends? I would absolutely fuck with those Asains that are fishing at 4am on the docks over in the Seaport. They are pretty much begging for it. I mean what the fuck are you doing fishing out of the East River at 4am? Actually, I'm probably better off not knowing, because they are either serving that fish at Chinese restaurants, or its some kind of secret ninja society. Those are the only two possible explanations.

Also, having the automatic weapon would be pretty nice considering people are getting shot in their dome pieces in my building. Yeah happened last night and the killer is on the loose. We're getting the fuck out of the FiDi not a minute too soon. Upper East Side here we come.