E! News- Playgirl has apparently offered Vinny $30,000 to make a cast of his manhood so they can reproduce it as a sex toy.
Guess Snooki was on to something when she told us the other day that Vinny should “get a mold of his penis and sell it to everyone.” For those not in the Jersey Shore know, Snooki has made no secret about how well-endowed she thinks Vinny is after they hooked up during the making of season two.
Well, now I know what I'm getting my female roommate for Christmas. But I thought Playboy was supposed to be going broke (And for good reason, anyone who pays for porn these days has shit for brains)? First they
offer $400,000 to JWoww to pose, and now 30 large for the shape of the non-character's cock? Gotta question the business plan here. I mean I don't know how much a chick would pay to have a lot of Vinny in her, but I wouldn't pay a dollar to see JWoww's milkmakers. The Statue of Liberty's tits bounce more.
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