Believe it or not, this isn't even the most surprising reggae artist I know. These are a few verses and the chorus to a reggae song Jsmiles and a certain, very holy, friend of ours wrote and sang on Spring Break in Jamaica our Senior year. It's called Yam Poom Poom (Pretty sure you can piece together what that means from the chorus)...
But now ur tired of doing all the work
So you whip out your dick and ask
Can I insert?
She nods her head and makes a moan
Slide it in slow and wait for the groan
In and out
Back and forth
Nows the time to show her what your worth
Some smell like soap,
some smell like fish,
Either way its my favorite dish
Yam poom poom,
Yam poom poom
Yam poom poom,
Yam poom poom
Been going for a while and you still can’t come
So you turn her around and fuck her in the bum
Spit on her back so she thinks you came
She turns around and yell “remember my name!”
As you splooge in her face and aim for the eye
Cuz a party aint a party till at least one girl cries
Yes, this actually happened. No jokes, its too good to bullshit about. Just shows what too much Red Stripe will do to you...
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