9.07.2010

I Will Not Rest Until Somebody Gets Me Sam Farmer's Head



LA Times- Bills

THEY'RE IN! Have you seen C.J. Spiller? The rookie running back from Clemson has looked terrific, with three touchdowns in exhibition games and three runs of 20-plus yards. He's the type of back who can make even an average offensive line look great.

THEY'RE OUT! The Bills would kill for an average offensive line. They're decent in the interior, but their tackles stink. The two biggest hits quarterback Trent Edwards took this summer were when right tackle Cornell Green got beat, and left tackle Demetrius Bell was among the league's most penalized linemen last season — and he played in only eight games.

REAL DEAL: If any team has a chance to go 0-16 this season, it's the Bills.

Does all it take to be a professional sports writer these days is to look like Ray Ramano? Sure, he played a sports columnist on Everybody Loves Raymond, but I hope it takes a little more than that to have your own column in the LA Times (Special Ed Note- If that is the case, you should be damn certain I'm signing up for reconstructive plastic surgery tomorrow). But this Sam Farmer character must be dyslexic or something, right? The Bills? Going 0-16??? Yeah that's how I'm going to deal with this. He MUST have meant "Real Deal: If any team has a chance to go 16-0 this season, it's the Bills." Okay, maybe I can nap now or something.

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