So Amare Stoudemire is in ESPN's yearly The Body Issue blah blah blah blah HOLY SHIT he has a small dick for a 6'11" black man. No homo. No racist either. That's gotta be a tuck job right? Because there's no way that's anatomically correct. For his sake I hope it's a tucker. If not he can always invest package enhancing boxers. Shits are like the wonderbras for men.
Btw, I would still trade my life for Amare's even if his hang down doesn't hang down very far. The guy gets paid $100 mil to play basketball in New York. And he definitely still pulls better tail than me. Well, pulling any tail would be pulling more than me these days.
They photoshop the privates off. You don't even see his testicles bro
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