Need to Lose Weight? Try Breast Feeding!!!

How in the world is this not a SNL commercial? It just seems right in the wheel house of Oops I Crapped My Pants. But 500 calories a day? For real? Sign me the F up! Do you know how much I hate running? How many questions can I ask in one blog??? But seriously, if I could trade in 2 hours of aerobic exercising for having a child suck on my nips, I would do it so fast it'd give you whiplash and turn your insides out. Unbelievable, girls have it so easy.