And we all know what they say about guys with big hands... Tebow's hand measured 10 1/8" at the NFL Rookie Combine this weekend, bigger than any other QB there. He also set the record for highest vertical jump ever by a quarterback, ran a 4.70 40, benched a quadrillion pounds, saved three orphans, cured AIDS, braided a little girl's hair, said 10 Our Fathers and 20 Hail Marys. I don't care about his elongated throwing motion or slow release, the only way that this guy is going to fuck up is if he is drafted by the Bills.
Oh, and keep it in your pants NFL Network. We get it. He's a good looking dude, no need to verbally rub one out on air
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