3.06.2010

My Life as a Bills Fan Keeps Getting More Difficult


Which one of these things is not like the other ones?



So today marked the first day of NFL free sgency, and the AFC East was quick to make moves. The Pats resigned the behemoth of a human being Vince Wilfork to a long-term deal. The Jets traded a fucking CONDITIONAL 2011 draft pick for Antonio Cromartie and thus making their defense inpenetrable. The Dolphins quickly upgraded from Super Douche Joey Porter to Super Good Karlos Dansby. And the Bills signed Wade Smith. Who is Wade Smith you ask? Good fucking question. When I googled him I found one of North Carolina's best known and most acclaimed lawyers for nearly 50 years. Turns out thats not him. Surprise, surprise, while the rest of the AFC East is snatchin up marquee free agents, the Bills are signing back up gaurds from the Chiefs. There's only one way to sum up my feelings on this one...





Cool Bro, Cool.

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