Miles Plumless, You are Making Things Difficult

Since the day my mother did me the favor of birthing me, I'm not sure that I have liked a single Duke player. J.J. Reddick, Greg Paulus, Sheldon Williams, Grant Hill, Jon Scheyer, Christian Laettner (Who is even from Buffalo), Shane Battier, Jay Bilas, Bobby Hurley... I didn't even like Carlos Boozer and you all know my affinity with alcohol. But how in the world am I not supposed to not like a white dude who can Vince Carter over his 6'10" brother? It's like finding a diamond in the rough or a straight girl who is funny.