Hide the OxyContin!!!!!!!!!

ESPN - New England Patriots offensive lineman Nick Kaczur has undergone back surgery within the past seven to 10 days, the Boston Herald reported Saturday, citing sources close to the situation. On Aug. 6, ESPNBoston.com first reported that, according to an NFL source, Kaczur told teammates he has a significant back injury that could sideline him indefinitely and potentially threaten his 2010 season.

Ruh-roh. Pharmacies all across New England better lock their doors and change the terror alert to orange. Back surgery sounds a wee bit painful and this guy doesn't exactly have the best track record soooooooooo.....

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