Kazaam is right bitches! Is this team serious right now? Flashback a decade or so and this is legit the greatest team ever assembled. The fact that it is not a "decade or so" ago is neither here nor there. Color me excited from head to toe. Here's what we're rolling out:
PG: Rondo
SG: Ray Ray
SF: Pauly P
PF: The Big Ticket
C: The O'Neal 2-headed monster (don't forget about Jermaine sucka)
Pretty sure as long as we sign Tim and/or Penny Hardaway as backup we'll be all set. Is it too late to get Shawn Kemp out of retirement and back in shape? Ohhhh...maybe (thanks Barstool).
LeBum and his buddies down in Miami aren't gonna know what hit them come October 26. Dwight can't play against Shaq or Perk, Timmy D would fit in better on this old-timers team than the Spurs at this point (don't worry I don't think the Spurs are actually contenders, that's just for johnny boy), and we finally have some bodies to grab a motherfucking defensive rebound against the Lakers. Ummmm title? Yes please.
PS - Shaq's nickname is officially the Big Dig. Yeah I stole it from a friend of a chick at work but that really doesn't matter. That shit is awesome.
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