Yahoo- British teen Steven Holmes was initially thrilled when Kanye West chose him to be the first (and so far only) person Kanye would "follow" on Twitter. The student from Coventry, England -- who goes by the Twitter handle "ste_101" -- responded to Kanye's unexpected "follow" by excitedly Tweeting: "Holy *&$% bro thx for following!". Kanye replied: "You are the chosen one dun dun dun dun." But then the phone calls started.
Since Saturday night, when the rap star chose to follow him on Twitter, Holmes began receiving messages from people desperate to get West's attention. People tried to send him film trailers and music demos, hoping to reach 33-year-old Kanye and his 400,000-plus followers. "I didn't want to talk to any of them," Holmes told the Telegraph. "Fame has never appealed to me. It's vacuous."
I don't know who the bigger dickhead in this story is. Kanye only follows one dude on twitter? And it's some nobody in England? And he called him 'The Choosen One'? He didn't even follow that dutch porn star when she said she was going to give out blowies if The Netherlands won the World Cup? How is this real life?
And as for this Steven Holmes character that Kanye picked, I don't want to hear you whining about how you didn't want to talk to any of these cats and that you can't deal with the fame of being the only person Kanye follows on Twitter. There is a very simple way to handle everyone trying to get Kanye's attention through you...
1. Say that no dude or ugly/fat/old woman will get any attention from Kanye. Discrimination is key to this plan.
2. Tell the sexy women who are left that, if they want to get Kanye's attention, sending naked pictures of themselves would go a long way. And if the pictures are good enough, tell them they need a face to face meeting with you too.
3. Also encourage bribes.
Easy as pie. But the moral of the story here is that both Kanye and this clown are both the biggest dickheads for having Twitter accounts. Twitter's for the birds (Get it?).
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