7.28.2010

Ahmadinejad Finally Got One Right



Ahmadinejad, leader of Iran, has been known to say some dumbass things in his time. Saying that gays and lesbians don't exist in Iran? Ehh, I'll probably take the over on that one. Calling the Holocaust a myth? Yeah, pretty sure that wasn't made up. Saying that by the power of Allah, Iran will be a nuclear power? Ummm, dude have you even heard of Hiroshima or Nagasaki? Not exactly the brightest moments in the Human Race. But, I got to hand it to Ahmandinejad on this one...

The Mirror- Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has taken a swipe at football-result predicting octopus Paul, labelling him a symbol of all that is wrong with the west.

Ahmadinejad has accused the octopus of spreading “western propaganda and superstition.”

“Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values,” he said.


Paul the Octopus fucking sucks. I have it on good authority that Paul just picked whatever team was on his right everytime. The fact that this idiot got so much press is a sign of what is wrong with the West. If you believe that Octopi can accurately predict Octopussy Soccer games, you should not be allowed to run a country. Period. Am I upset that I didn't put money on the teams that Paul the Octopus picked? Maybe.

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