WOMAN WITH TWO VAGINAS
Well first off, fuck Pat, or whatever he decideds to call himself. Kid tells me he wants to do the first post on the site and then does jack shit for 3 weeks while yours truely has the awesomest stuff to share. Then he tells me last night he wants to retroactively write the first post. Fine. Whatever gets your dick hard bro. How are we supposed to be great bloggers with that work ethic? Seriously, get your shit together.
Well now that thats off my chest, on to orders of business. Want to know why, given the choice, I'm watchin The View seven days a week and twice on Sunday before flippin on The Tyra Banks Show even tho Tyra would be a first round pick in a fantasy cougar draft? It's certainly not the content, because Tyra found pure gold here with the woman with two vaginas. It's because I know that even if Barbara Walters is queefing dust at this point, the old bag is going to ask the hard hitting questions. You think if Barbara got this interview she's asking questions no one wants to hear the answer to like "Do you get two periods?" Eww Gross. No, Barbara's askin if its a left and right situation and what kinda freaky sex you can have with two happy holes.
btw is the plural of cervix, cervices or cervixes? It would help settle a debate, thanks.
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