Why I'm not goin skiing in Tahoe

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So I have a confession to make. For the past few weeks, I've been tellin people that the reason I'm not goin skiing on the Tahoe trip is because my knees have been killin me of late. Truth is that I've been milkin a seven year old injury because I'm scared SHITLESS of falling head over heels a hundred times into a fucking crater. Thanks but no thanks. Soooooooooo... while you clowns are out there riskin your damn lives, I'll be pullin my best Pauly D impression, falling on grenades for Sam so he can hook up in the hottub.