So I spent this afternoon watching curling with the bros. Ho hum just your average hungover Saturday. Man I gotta say for a sport/game/activity as seemingly retarded as curling, that shit was actually quite enjoyable. Didn't even want to change the channel at commercials for fear my always on-point remote control timing might suffer a minor slip up that would result in a missed stone throw. Or even worse, another chance to see this babe:
Yes that's right, curling is arousing. Answer a question for me: if I were to go into my room with paper-thin walls and close the door and all you heard was "yes..yes...YESSSSS," "HARDER!!!!!," and "RIGHT THERE!!!," what would you think I was doing? Pretty sure the words redtube, youporn, and/or xvideos might be in your answer. But alas, my friends, turns out these ladies express their feelings in a pretty similar manner. Who knew?
PS--dibs. If you think I'm not going to start calling dibs via blog, you mi amigo must be outside of your mind.
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