You want to see what the woman of my dreams looks like? Yup. That's her right there. Small, blonde, tan and practically naked. Brooklyn Decker is a fastball right in my wheelhouse. And best of all, she got married to that choke artist Andy Roddick last year at only 21 years old, which means I still have time to work on my backhand volley before she divorces his ass.
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