11.21.2010

Richard Seymour hates rapers


Well look at Richard Seymour standing up for all the ladies out there! What a moment for women's rights this was. Just beautiful.

This all went down after Ben threw a 22 yard TD pass to Emmanuel Sanders. I can't really read his lips but I'm pretty certain it's a safe bet that he ran up to Seymour after it and said something along the lines of "that's how I'm going to score on your sister later" and clearly Richie did not take kindly to these words. Good for him.

One thing we did learn is that it's quite clear why Ben preys on inebriated young ladies rather than any dudes when he hits the bar. Guy clearly can't take a punch. Bro I thought your nickname was Big Ben? For some reason that always suggested some sort of toughness to me. Dude fell like a Georgia co-ed trapped in a bathroom out there.

PS - bet Seymour's wife was really turned on by his compassionate act. Oh wait nevermind she was probably turned on for other reasons...I think that's probably who he learned the move from.

PPS - When a reporter asked Roethlisberger after the game what he said to make Seymour flip, he said he told him "Let's go get ready for the extra point!" What a load of shit that is! Does he really expect anyone to believe that?

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