Tim Lincecum Took Girl's Kiss Viginity

Funny, I lost my kiss virginity in middle school to somebody that was also nicknamed 'The Freak.' It was pure, magical bliss when we locked lips, until our braces interlocked and I was stuck an inch away from her pizza face. Then it got very embarassing, very quickly. Didn't live that one down for a while. But hey, at least it was a girl right?

Not sure if the best part of the video is the guy in the background saying "Hey, I didn't get a kiss!" or when the girl Lincecame in her pants. Yes, I stood up and took a bow after writing that one.