Well I was all set to rip this contest apart with 2nd grade level jokes. That was until I read further that they are offering 100 grand for someone to be a Twitter Jockey. I have always been a Twitter opponent, because it's the dumbest invention in the history of man kind. It's dumber than the Talking Dolphin Radio. But you know what isn't the dumbest invention in the history of man kind? 100,000 dollars that's what. Especially to someone who's hunting for a job.
So MTV, look no further, I can give you the greatest TJ of all-time. I have a firm grip, but not too firm, work at a good pace, I'm ambidextrous, my forearms are in great shape and I have never had an issue with a boss. I'm frictionless, you could say.
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