Matt Leinart Can Stay the F Away From Buffalo

ESPN- The Buffalo Bills, Oakland Raiders and New York Giants have had discussions about trading for Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart, league sources tell ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

Matt Leinart would fit in in Buffalo like I would fit in in Tokyo. That's not very well. Have you ever seen Lost in Translation? It's the scariest concept for a movie ever. Just Bill Murray wandering around in a city full of millions of people and not being able to talk to anyone. That exactly describes my worst nightmare.

But if you were to decribe Matt Leinart's worst nightmare, it would be Buffalo, New York. Leinart was a fat kid growing up who became popular by being good at football. He stayed an extra year at USC, and cost himself millions of dollars in the NFL draft, because USC is the capital of the world for beautiful weather and smoking hot babes. Being the Quarterback there is the equivalent of being a movie star, and Leinart wanted another year of unlimited hot college girls who wanted to fuck his brains out. Imagine USC's campus, and then imagine the complete opposite and you have Buffalo. We're a town for hardworking, blue-collar guys, not people who want to be celebrities.

Besides that, LEINART SUCKS! This is from Peter King's Monday Morning Quarterback article this week

I think the best note from a practice session I've seen this summer came from Kent Somers of the Arizona Republic (don't mean to put him in every MMQB, but the guy's good), monitoring the combined Cards-Titans practice on Wednesday in Nashville. Before a snap when the Cards' offense stepped to the line of scrimmage, Somers heard a Titans defender say to a teammate: "I got a buffalo nickel that says he checks down.'' In footballese, that translates to: Matt Leinart will always take the easy way out instead of trying to make a play.

Uh, you just described Trent Edwards exactly (The Bills starting QB for the 99% of you out there that think Trent Edwards is a politician or something). Buffalo fans call Edwards 'Captain Checkdown' because all he does is throw the ball short and never goes for the big play. And if I have to choose between Edwards, who realizes he's not a star in the NFL, or Leinart who thinks he's The Shit, sorry Matthew, I gotta take my man Trent 8 days a week, especially on Sundays.