Least Threatening Athlete of All-Time

If I were the cameraman there is absolutely no way that I am not flopping when Becks gets in my face. Just going straight to the ground, grabbing my knee, screaming in fake-pain and looking around for the ref to give him a red card. No way I'm getting in a fight with Mr. Posh Spice, I mean did you see him with his shirt off?!? Mommy, make the bad man stop!