The Wind Scores Game Winner

I'm sure you all are blown away by the wind here (See what I did there?? hehehe). Well color me unimpressed. That was the easiest goal in the history of soccer. I mean, the goalie just turned and watched the ball bounce into the net. I was one of the worst netminders in the history of Columbia Intramural Soccer, and I stop that shot 1000 out of 1000 times. I hope somebody dragged him out back after the game and Ol' Yellered his ass.