You Know What Makes No Sense?

Pole Dancing. That's what. How the fuck do girls do that shit? I'm not in horrible shape, but I think I could maybe hold myself up on a pole for about .4 seconds. Real talk. Then this broad has the nerve to wave that ninja sword around and throw it up and catch it and shit? Honey, I just watched hold yourself up on a pole with your pinkie, I realize you could beat the shit out of me without the weapons. No need to prove you could slice me up too. I get it.

Ps- Marry me.